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Blackwell Press Pants On Fire Card

$7.50

Blackwell Press Pants On Fire Card

Blackwell Press Pants On Fire Card

$7.50

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A cheeky NZ-made birthday card reading “I’m always disappointed when a liar’s pants don’t actually catch on fire,” perfect for fans of dark humour.

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A darkly humorous card for the truth-lovers.

This card reads “I’m always disappointed when a liar’s pants don’t actually catch on fire. Happy Birthday!”, perfect for anyone with a love of cheeky, slightly mischievous humour. Ideal for friends or family who appreciate clever, memorable birthday messages with a playful bite.

Blackwell Press Cards celebrate the beauty of slowing down in a world that moves too fast. Born from a date night conversation between Millie and Adam Blackwell, the brand was created from a simple realisation that cards mean more because they take time, effort and intention. While digital messages are instant and effortless, a handwritten card carries weight and sincerity that technology cannot replicate.

Working from their hometown of Greytown, Millie and Adam built Blackwell Press on old school values, local craftsmanship and genuine connection. Their cards are proudly designed and made in New Zealand, with artwork by their close friend Paul and heartfelt words penned mostly by Adam. Every card is printed on recyclable stock by Lamb Peters Print, then wrapped in a compostable sleeve and paired with a recyclable envelope sourced locally. What began as a small idea is now a family business employing local staff and sending beautifully made cards across Aotearoa for Kiwis to share with the people they treasure.

Features:

  • Designed and made in New Zealand
  • Recyclable cardstock printed by Lamb Peters Print in Greytown
  • Compostable sleeves and recyclable envelopes sourced locally
  • Original artwork by NZ designer Paul
  • Thoughtfully written messages created by Adam Blackwell
  • Wording on front reads “I’m always disappointed when a liar’s pants don’t actually catch on fire. Happy Birthday!”

A meaningful, ethically made card that turns dark humour into a truly memorable birthday greeting.

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A darkly humorous card for the truth-lovers.

This card reads “I’m always disappointed when a liar’s pants don’t actually catch on fire. Happy Birthday!”, perfect for anyone with a love of cheeky, slightly mischievous humour. Ideal for friends or family who appreciate clever, memorable birthday messages with a playful bite.

Blackwell Press Cards celebrate the beauty of slowing down in a world that moves too fast. Born from a date night conversation between Millie and Adam Blackwell, the brand was created from a simple realisation that cards mean more because they take time, effort and intention. While digital messages are instant and effortless, a handwritten card carries weight and sincerity that technology cannot replicate.

Working from their hometown of Greytown, Millie and Adam built Blackwell Press on old school values, local craftsmanship and genuine connection. Their cards are proudly designed and made in New Zealand, with artwork by their close friend Paul and heartfelt words penned mostly by Adam. Every card is printed on recyclable stock by Lamb Peters Print, then wrapped in a compostable sleeve and paired with a recyclable envelope sourced locally. What began as a small idea is now a family business employing local staff and sending beautifully made cards across Aotearoa for Kiwis to share with the people they treasure.

Features:

  • Designed and made in New Zealand
  • Recyclable cardstock printed by Lamb Peters Print in Greytown
  • Compostable sleeves and recyclable envelopes sourced locally
  • Original artwork by NZ designer Paul
  • Thoughtfully written messages created by Adam Blackwell
  • Wording on front reads “I’m always disappointed when a liar’s pants don’t actually catch on fire. Happy Birthday!”

A meaningful, ethically made card that turns dark humour into a truly memorable birthday greeting.

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