Selective memory has its perks.
Blunt, funny, and painfully relatable, this coaster is a reminder not to sweat the small stuff because most of it simply isn’t worth remembering anyway. Perfect for anyone who meets life with sarcasm, sharp humour and a well-earned eye roll, it adds personality to desks, coffee tables and kitchen benches alike.
Crafted from an absorbent neoprene-like material, it protects surfaces from condensation and spills while delivering a guaranteed laugh. Durable, washable and made for everyday use, it balances practical function with unapologetic humour in classic High Cotton Gifts style.
Features:
- 10 cm x 10 cm square size
- Absorbent neoprene-like material helps protect surfaces
- Non-slip feel keeps drinks stable
- Washable by hand or in the dishwasher
- Lightweight and durable for everyday use
- Guaranteed to provide laughs
- Made in the USA
- Brand: HCG High Cotton Gifts
- Artwork by Erin Smith Art
A witty, no-nonsense coaster for people who know not everything deserves space in their head.

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