Ancient wisdom, modern sarcasm.
A sharp twist on a timeless philosopher, this coaster delivers dry humour with a side of common sense. Perfect for desks, coffee tables or bar carts, it pokes fun at misquotes while quietly doing its job of protecting surfaces from spills and condensation.
Made from a soft, absorbent neoprene-like material, it keeps drinks steady and surfaces dry. Durable, washable and designed to get a laugh, it’s an easy gift for history lovers, smart mouths or anyone tired of inspirational quotes that never actually happened.
Features:
- 10 cm x 10 cm square size
- Absorbent neoprene-like material helps protect surfaces
- Non-slip feel keeps drinks stable
- Washable by hand or in the dishwasher
- Lightweight and durable for everyday use
- Guaranteed to provide laughs
- Made in the USA
- HCG High Cotton Gifts collaboration with Erin Smith Art
A witty, practical coaster that proves even Confucius would have appreciated a good reality check.

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